Dear RiRi, What Have You Done? Now Even Mia Khalifa’s Standing With Our Farmers!
Rihanna, you have already done us much damage and gotten the world to talk about something other than Trump and Biden. Distracted Greta Thunberg from melting polar caps, shrinking forests and looking angrily at world leaders.
Now poor Kangana will be compelled to give a thumbs down to Thunberg. Ask her to work on her anger management problem. Watch a good old fashioned movie like ‘Shakalaka Boom Boom’ with a friend and chill.
Dear RiRi, your efforts to destabilise India from your mansion in London will force us to snatch your ‘umbrella ella ella, eh eh’ away from you. No more dancing at Indian weddings for you. Especially the big fat ones in India. You have ‘hit your toe with your own hammer’.
You are getting in our way of letting lapdogs flourish.
Hai Ram, look what you’ve done! Now it’s Mia Khalifa standing with our farmers! Sit down, you fool. Kangana will soon be at Mia’s doorstep to…