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In times of unease and confusion, it helps to have a leader come out and do something bold — to tell us life is okay, and we can return to normal. It’s like what your dad used to do after exiting the bathroom with a can of Lysol. Everything was now under control.
Well, the greatest man in the history of the world is back. Yes, our former 44th president has given the middle finger to the CDC by inviting over 500 people to his 60th birthday party at his 12 million dollar Martha’s Vineyard mansion.
It’s the beach house bash that shows America that there’s no reason to be worried about covid or rising sea levels. Yep — climate change and corona are officially dead, according to this news. Although I think my invite got lost in the mail or mixed up with all those love letters from Megan Fox.
Apparently, the guests will be wined and dined by over 200 staffers. 200. Boy, I bet border patrol in Texas is green with envy. Yep, I wonder how the…